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Draftmockery’s projection

Draftmocker’s projection

Andrea Bargnani

Tom Chambers.

No idea.  Some unholy hybrid of Darko, Pau Gasol, and Nowitzki?

LaMarcus Aldridge

Joe Smith…a prototypical PF body who doesn’t play up to his size.

A fusion of the best traits of Eddy Curry and Tyson Chandler.  Together, almost one complete player.

Adam Morrison

Cedric Ceballos..talented scorer but wouldn’t play D if his yacht depended on it.

Peja with a nasty streak.

Tyrus Thomas

Shawn Kemp…nope, no baby jokes here.

Antonio McDyess back when his knees worked.

Shelden Williams

Elton Brand in an alternate universe…

Larry Johnson with less offensive ability.

Brandon Roy

Joe Dumars

Clyde Drexler.

Randy Foye

Chauncey Billups

Mitch Richmond.

Rudy Gay

Sam Perkins…content to be a spot up scorer when he feels like it

Tayshaun Prince minus the effort.

Patrick O’Bryant

Elden Campbell, the later years.

PJ Brown or Joel Pryzbilla.  Someone decent, but not overwhelmingly good.

Mohammed Saer Sene

Dikembe Mutumbo…nope, no stripper jokes here.

DeSagna Diop.  If they’re lucky.

JJ Redick

DaJuan Wagner—a total washout.

Dennis Scott.  I’m waiting for the self-portrait tat.

Hilton Armstrong

A lower scoring Brad Daugherty with good arches.

Theo Ratliff or Kelvin Cato.  One-dimensional, but not an offense-killer.

Thabo Sefolosha

Rip Hamilton…will make his mark defensively at first before becoming a scorer

Shane Battier.  Mostly because he looks like him and plays defense.

Ronnie Brewer

Ron Harper

Eddie Jones.

Ced Simmons

Ben Wallace

Chris Wilcox.

Rodney Carney

Sean Elliott if Sean Elliott was a little crazy or believed his own hype

Stephen Jackson.  The potential to be very good, or go crazy.

Shawne Williams

Jerome Kersey..started out a SF but wound up as a banger.

Darius Miles or Ed O’Bannon. Uh-oh.

Oleksiy Pecherov

Detlef Schrempf…deadly outside shot who’d snap in 2 if he posted up.

Vlad Radmanovic.

Quincy Douby

Ray Allen…pure scorer

Rip Hamilton without the mask.

Renaldo Balkman

Eduardo Najera…if he’s lucky.

Anthony Mason with less size and much less talent.  Gone in two years.

Rajon Rondo

Avery Johnson..lefty PG with no shooting range

Randy Brown?  I don’t see him making it as a PG, but maybe as a defensive specialist.

Marcus Williams

Andre Miller

Luke Ridnour with legal troubles.

Josh Boone

Theo Ratliff

Etan Thomas.  Big guy who thinks too much.

Kyle Lowry

Rod Strickland..PG who can score but can also do a great job running an offense.

Jay Williams before he got hurt?

Shannon Brown

Derek Anderson before injuries crippled him.

Kendall Gill.

Jordan Farmar

Damon Stoudamire

Damon Stoudamire’s smarter brother.

Sergio Rodriguez

Jason Williams

Spanish Chocolate.  Hehehehe.  Josè Calderon?

Maurice Ager

Antonio Daniels.

Antonio Daniels.

Mardy Collins

Aaron McKie.

Aaron McKie.

Joel Freeland

Chris Dudley if he’s lucky.  Jon Koncack if he’s really lucky

Robert Swift.

James White

Stephen Jackson.

Kevin Martin, if he’s lucky.

Steve Novak

Matt Bullard.

Matt Bonner.

Paul Davis

Chris Gatling

Chris Mihm.

PJ Tucker

Andre Iguodala

Charles Barkley.  Not as good, but similar.

Craig Smith

Corliss Williamson.

Corliss Williamson.

Bobby Jones

Bruce Bowen.

Bruce Bowen all the way.

Kostya Perovic

Gheorge Muresan?

Dikembe Mutombo with both of his legs in casts.

David Noel

Bonzi Wells..dude is yoked.

David Noél.  That’s how they say it in Europe.

Denham Brown

Bobby Simmons.

Bobby Simmons.

James Augustine

Isaac Austin

½ an Amare Stoudamire.

Daniel Gibson

Lloyd Daniels with fewer bullet holes.

John Starks.

Marcus de Souza

Oscar Schmidt.

Nene Van Horn.

Lior Eliyahu

Hedo Turkoglu

Hedo Turkoglu.

Alexander Johnson

Tyrone Hill.

Zach Randolph without the legal record.

Dee Brown

Dee Brown Classic.

Tim Hardaway.

Paul Millsap

Antoine Carr

Dennis Rodman, without the crazy or the fun.  Probably means he’s not as good, too.

Vladimir Veremeenko

Frank Brickowski

Phil Kunz.

Leon Powe

Malik Rose.

Skinny Michael Sweetney.

Ryan Hollins

Skinny Michael Olowokandi.

Shaq’s lunch.  Short Manute Bol.

Cheick Samb

Fredric Weis

Pretty amazing.  Not one, but two teams wasted a pick on this guy.  The guy from ‘The Air up There’.

Guillermo Diaz

Rumeal Robinson.

Already speaks Spanish, preparing him for his future career in Spain.  Tyus Edney?

Yotam Halperin

Vinny Del Negro.

ESPN Draft Trivia:  First man named ‘Yotam’ drafted by Seattle in the second round.

Hassan Adams

Trying to one-up Hot Sauce so he can stay on the bus.

Has a long starring role in either the D league or prison ball ahead of him.

Ejike Ugboaja

Olden Polynice without the fake sheriff’s badge

Fredric Weis

Edin Bavcic

Fredric Weis

Fredric Weis

Loukas Mavrokefalidis

Petur Gudmondsson.

Fredric Weis.

Danilo Pinnock

Andrew Gaze

Starting SG for the Arkansas RimRockers.

Damir Markota

Zarko Paspalj with ups

Mark Madsen

Will Blalock

Chris Duhon.

Chris Duhon.